That being said I am going to weigh in on a debate that has been going on for my entire life. Equality in the sexes. In short I believe women and men are different, but they outside of the biological constraints women and men are equally capable and should be compensated equally.
How can we show that in today's world? It's time to look to the thing that most divides men from women in day to day life. We need to show women are just as capable as men.
So I submit, starting today we all leave the toilet seat up. Women are just as able to lower the toilet seat as I am, as a man, lowering it. Toilet seats are the thing that separates the genders, and its time that stops!! It's time we stop as a society taking away the ability for women to show their power to lower the seat on their own. So:
Seats Up!!
I apologize for lowering the seat my whole life and taking away the ability for women to show their power over the patriarchy. In fact, if you ask Cindy, I may have been ahead of the times occasionally over the our time together because sometimes I leave the seat up. She thought I was just being lazy or forgetful, but what I was really doing is giving her the power to empower herself over the toilet. Its time we should all follow that example.
(Note-This is meant to be a sarcastic, fun post. Hopefully you took it that way.)

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